The Reverend Archibald Blemish of the New Reformed Reformed Church of Reformed Sinners has lashed out at suggestions that a Buddhist Temple will be constructed near Nowra.
Speaking at a meeting of the Union of Churches with self-ordained Ministers, Blemish pointed out that the Abbot was Chinese and that the Chinese are Communists. “Do we want communists here?” he angrily asked a cheering crowd.
However the enthusiastic response was about equal Yes and No as the congregation was unsure of what was being asked.
Rev Blemish refused to comment on where he got his cigars from, and would not reply when the Communist Cuba was suggested.